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Have said this actually. Didn't actually shit myself tho... Just a really wet fart I am the muffin man
Done that exact thing before. Every fee seconds I would awkwardly look out the window while still slow jerking and one time I made eye contact...
In a kohls changing room. I went there with my parents and they were just outside while I was "trying on a pair of jeans" they gave me. They kept...
Me: yo you got that sac for me? Him: just woke up and takin a shit. Hmu later I am the muffin man
Bump I am the muffin man
Where the hell do you guys live?? I'm in utah and it thought we had it relatively cheap here compared to some other states. A good deal here is 80...
This just happened today. So I was driving back from my dealers house and I had smoked a bowl with him before I left. On my way back I...
Bump. This is good shit I am the muffin man
So I grab some good friends and we hike up a bit just at the foot of the canyon. We blaze up and I mixed in a fair sized resin ball in the bowl...
I have been smoking regularly (but not frequently, weekend warrior lol) for about 4 years now. This is not the highest I've ever been but just the...
Major deuchebag. I am the muffin man
Damn some nights after a super beefy dinner I'll be layin in bed just ripping ass for a good 10 minutes. I let it build up all nice and thick then...
I believe it's actually called a buttercup. You learn something new everyday huh! I like your glutes
Whose there? I like your glutes
Don't hold back man tell all the juicy details I like your glutes
This same thing just started happening to me I don't know why. I had been smoking for a good 3 years always just getting happily blasted and such...
Bread goes in the fridge.. Have you ever been so high that during middle of testing in class, it's dead silent and u announce "Ima fart now"...
If you have to ask in the first place, I'd say nah... I like your glutes
I have never had a girlfriend and it seems the later it gets the possibility of it ever happening keeps getting smaller and smaller. I like...