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Under the circumstances, anyone banging on my door would be greeted by me with my shotgun in my hand. Sends a message.
Good luck bro. I smoked cigars for a few years, got up to one or two every day. I loved it, but I guess I was never really addicted. The smoking...
So your sister's a whore. I guess I don't understand the problem.
I'm looking for that special strain that makes her want me to put it in her butt.
CCP holder, and I'm rarely far away from a gun if I'm at home. If not, I always carry a handgun in my vehicle, and keep it in my hotel room at...
I have never been near enough to another man's penis or ballsack, hairy or otherwise, to have considered it. But it's good to know that you have a...
Weeping with you bro, it's just not fair. [ATTACH]
Well, it's a big fucking state with a lot of cool places, but the farther you get from the metro Front Range, the harder it is to get by without...
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I'll vote for spam.
Bro, if you have money to get by for a couple of months, you should be good. As long as you and your girly don't mind sucking hind tit while you...
Generally if I cum on myself it was deliberate. If it was accidental, it would most likely be a wet dream, in which case I'd count it as a SCORE!...
I think I'm drunk, after an afternoon meal that featured plenty of Stella on tap, followed by bottled Fat Tire. I have a tendency to lazy...
Nastiest greasy E-coli-ridden shit sandwiches on the planet. They should drug-test for massive doses of antibiotics, since the fuckwads that work...
There is no unbiased news source, nor has there ever been one. You have to make your own judgments about who's reporting what and where their...
Bro, if I could make that kind of money welding, I'd do it while I could. I'd work on another long-term plan though, that shit will wreck your...
Ah, props bro! Reminds me of when I was a kid working on the carney, got way too drunk and had to get up and work anyway the next day. Riding...
Here's my beer hold sweetie. Let me know if I can help ya out with anything else... :ey: [ATTACH]
Transform yourself into a fabulously successful captain of industry, have them hired into your enterprise and then make them your bitches. ...
Just hire a whore and cut to the chase.