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Wipe my ass with a £100 note.
Yes, dogs. Had an Alsation/German Shephard before and a cocker spaniel right now. She is my best friend and i genuine think i love her more than...
Hot sauce + Jalapeños. [IMG]
I hate to be confrontational, but i very much dislike Mustard...
Just walk up to the Proclaimers and say, ''Here mate, you wouldn't believe how far i've walked just to come and see you.'' If they are anything...
The habit of putting 'like', at the end of a sentence is common practice in places like Stirling, Dundee and Edinburgh. There a few here people...
Are you from up North? If i'm right, i'll tell you how i knew that. [IMG] I'm Glasgow bound myself, the proper local dialect here is not as sexy...
How can the residents bear for that to happen? Lol, i kid. On the other hand, that's really fucking sad. Is it a cull or just some stupid hunt?...
@TeresaHC I try and be a bit punny ever now and then, haha. [IMG] Nope, i am pretty far away, you? The closest i've been is TGIF and that...
Yep, when i had my appendix taken out and everytime i try to jog. Is it strange to give pets human names?
I do not. Good evening from the Countess of Ganjtham.
I could make a lot of jokes about this statement, but as hard as it is, i wont. Someone else can tag in, though. One couple next to me decided...
I wasn't criticising you're spelling of it, i have no clue myself! I was just taking the piss, my bad. I like to ban all nuts so as not to seem...
I could lie to you and pretend that i know what a 'soynut', is, but i wont.... Is it for vegans or something [IMG]
Thanks, it helps my self esteem when people send me positive gifs. That now puts me at... +1 [IMG] Screw pizza, plenty of other good munches...
Mate, when i was in canada i grabbed 40 quid off my friends dealer and you should have seen my face. My cousin with an English accent called him...
Thanks very much, us 'Floozys' welcome you with open le... never mind. I went to Canada there seemed to be more Scots there compared to back home,...
I was worried for a minute that it had relations to floozy... Let's just say that i have a great personality.... lol. [IMG] Sir, i am unsure of...
Would thou be kind enough to explain this term?
Eating Yum Yums and Kit Kats! I was contemplating the ones with chocolate inside, but i'm not sure if that'd turn into a chocolate overdose.....