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Yeah, it's true, I have no idea what it's like getting stopped while toking and speeding in my high-profile out-of-state car late at night in a...
Still whinging about your "bad luck" eh? Thanks for providing a perfect description of doing everything that you can to get busted amongst some of...
I'd say about...tree fitty.
La Veta = Nowheresville, far from any place of significance. Nice country, but good luck making a living at anything there.
That's about it; they don't want to waste money on the test until they're ready to hire you. But sometime during the application and interview...
I toked up today, right after I harvested this. Sorry bro, it's legal where I'm at, and no one gets busted unless they go out of their way to hand...
Yeah, thing is, I don't do that that stupid shit anymore. Things that we'd get away with back in the day get you thrown in jail nowadays. Sounds...
No, I don't have a drinking problem, in fact I'm damn good at it.
You need to find the secret hut back in the trees. You'll get smoked out, guaranteed.
Dude, is she hot? 'Cause keep in mind, it's not like you're blood relatives or anything. Not incestuous if she pulls on your crank, ya know?
Cool story bro. I've done all kinds of stupid shit in my time and never gotten busted. Maybe you're special?
If I'm perfectly clean, and then I smoke for a day, I'll start pissing clean at about day 4.
CPS is the state of Colorado. Keep in mind that they are under intense pressure right now because of previous failings that have resulted in...
Saw the title and I was thinking of that noise from when the spooge spews out of her pussy.
Blahblahblahetcetcetcetc. I see part of your problem already, way too much trivial drama. If you have time to type of all of that crap out, you...
Makes me want to smash out my rear window just so I can patch it together with tape to be a badass. And here I always thought a taped up rear...
"Keep in touch with Mama Kin Tell her where you've gone and been Livin' out your fantasy Sleepin' late and smokin' tea" Aerosmith, "Mama Kin"
SWIM? Aquaman?
Congrats bro, this now becomes part of your permanent record.
Ahhh, just messin with ya man. DRUG TESTING IS STANDARDIZED. KAISER DOES THE SAME SHIT THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES. YOU HAVE NO HOPE OTHER THAN...