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that's creepy as fuck but 3 dudes you hardly know and 1 girl in a car already sounded like a bad idea from the start do let your gf's now about...
an endless supply of lucky charms with just the marshmallows you really can't go wrong with investing in yourself though, throw the cash in...
*chanting slowly*do itdo it
haha I was just fuckin with u. that's rad though that the requirement was a spare room for his bro.
lol does he enjoy having his male BFF whisper dirty things in his ear too.
a good rule of thumb:if she swallows your cum, then you should lick her bum
I would do this to my ex and she loved it. no shame as long is it's clean. doesn't taste like anything either. I would recommend only doing it to...
being the slow texter I am, it's usually because a.) I'm stoned b.) i dose off and continue the activity i was doing and forget to reply. I'd much...
during your hunt for a good cam, consider investing in a prime lens as well. I'd consider a 50mm lens to be a good starting point
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if u seem him anytime in the afternoon, casually point out the time while you two are watching TV and say,You: "*look at wrist* Oh, wel would you...
a giraffe. NO… a sloth! do sloths automatically go to hell since it's one of the deadly sins? i forfeit my life as a sloth and I'll enjoy my...
what am I doing besides GC? ohh idk maybe YOURE WIFE.nah I'm laying in bed, waiting for moms to finish using the restroom so I can start my day.
maybe but doing what I love sounds more rewarding seeing as how human life has an expiration date and spending my time pursuing paper over...
shit I'm just trying to figure out why muhfuckas didn't give em a letter or a heads up saying that the war was over
I've heard being a barber is a trade that is always in demand. robots can't cut hair yet and supercuts (lmao) is still in business so it sounds legit
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took me a year to realize that my last ex was not right for me and a distraction. also how much I could have gotten done in that year instead of...
well usually if u have to ask if you're a slut…
fighting the temptation to dip a Dorito into this jar of peanut butter right now