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Nah I put it back in her drawer and damn that thing smelled spicy :smoke:
One time I shoved my moms dildo in my ass and jerked off afterwards. It felt so good :smoke:
Girl or guy? :smoke:
Me too!!! My friend videotaped me staring off at his wall for approx. 25 minutes. Nonstop, no movement, no blinking. I can't remember it at all...
Any other stories? :smoke:
I laughed my ass off when I read that. You seem like a crazy mother fucker bro haha! :p :smoke:
Who wants pics :smoke:
I've been spitting game all class. Earlier she's like "I'll have to give you a nice bday present". (My bday is in a week). I was like "if that was...
Thanks. Lol :smoke:
Lmfao funny shit man. The condoms one made me lol in class!!! Haha :p :smoke:
So I'm in class right now and to my right there's this girl wearing yoga pants with a huge ass. She keeps flirting with me. I have a boner. :smoke:
I know what you mean, but I always ask what kind it is, just out of curiosity. :p :smoke:
Or coexistence does exist but only when coexistence is not in the picture of fake reality. Therefore coexisting means nothing and therefore, Wtf...
Aliens aren't like Hollywood green creatures. They're mortal. They do not want to interfere with earth so they simply said "fine, here is your...
This is only true in the u.s. I'm pretty sure. And dreams don't coexist with others.because that's the real normal. Coexisting is all fake. :smoke:
What if when we are asleep in our dreams we are actually awake but when we are awake we are actually sleeping but dreaming. Or what if aliens...
I dont think I've read anything funnier :smoke:
Colorado forsure.. Chicago is beautiful at times. Especially Christmas time! But yeah, Colorado by a landslide. :smoke:
LMFAO HOLY SHIT I THINK MY HEART STOPPED FOR A MINUTE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD LMAO!!!!!!! :smoke:
Nice bro sounds fun I will try that next time I get blitzed out of my skull. Stay faded my friend. :smoke: