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haha i know, it was quite an adventure. i think it's time to give drinking a break for a long while.
damn, they all thought it was so funny, when they decked me they were all laughing and having a good ass time making me answer dumb questions, i...
nope, not a single thing. they didn't give me any release papers or anything, just let me go and told me to stay out of trouble.
nope, it's off and i was already so drunk when the pants came off, for all i know i could've chucked them at a car
still really drunk and a bit hung over? i'd say it fucking SUCKED, but i zoned out for most of it and just kept walking, it took me over 4 hours...
i'll keep this short, the drunk tank isn't as bad as people make it out to be, yeah it smells like piss and shit and puke but god damn, it's like...
that you do. i am scum in your eyes, i will rid myself of your presence.
let's see how far that shit would hold up in court
unemployed
luckly i don't need oxygen to live underwater like you do.
i was just smoking a blunt and thought of something how come humans havent walked on the sun yet? we've been to the moon why not the sun?...
been smoking for about 7 years, quit smoking for about 1 year. never had a problem ever stopping. somedays i'll smoke 12 - 14 blunts a day,...
personally i've had this strange liking for holding my shit in until i'm about to shit my pants, some reason it feels nice to hold it in. i don't...
lol this happened to a guy at my work once and all the screw heads for the door hingles / handle mechanism were all stripped out so we ended up...
i always give a firm handshake, never too rough though that's fucked up. i hate people who are men and shake your hand like a girl, put some...
hi everyone i just started a new job about 2 weeks ago and.. unfortunately i injured myself. the first week in i was pulling weeds outside and...
i was possessed by the devil
should've took one of the weed leaves and waved it like a hand
hi i had a blunt going around full of some master kush and my friend hit it and started coughing really bad and fell backwards in the chair and...
i mended my broken heart by getting high as fuck and walking around eating a bag of los tortilla chips with half a cup of salsa in my boxers