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The other day I did some laundry, then got pretty high. So afterwards I walked into the laundry room to get a drink, because there is a...
Sorry just noticed this. I was not drug tested but they did get a copy of my insurance card.
Just make getting a job as your top priority. Once that happens all will likely fall into place. Make a nice resume. Go in and talk to the...
Dude... you're 20. Fuck that shit.
You know it man, of course I will, your username is actually pretty relevant to me right now. $300 for reckless driving, and $100 each for: No...
So I'm a delivery driver for a top 3 pizza company, and my shift had just started. I get my first delivery of the day, get in my car, and...
Me at taco bell. Me: "Uhhh, I'd like a deal 1. Drivethrulady: "What would you like to drink?" Me: "Baja Blast." I then proceeded to pull up...
I always do, but usually only when I'm at home.
I provide hungry people with fresh food delivered to their door! I get tipped enough to have all the bud/food/gas I need and am able to save most...
So you find some weird ass voodoo in the woods, and you and you're friends just smoke an ass ton of cigarettes and toss em on it? You're in for it...
I knocked my bowl off the counter while taking a shit. It was really depressing but I got over it because I had a bowel movement to attend to.
Got a similar weird story with cops, last night after closing up at Domino's at around 12:30 I went out back and like, where I work there's maybe...
With my smoker group of friends we smoke whenever we chill... and with my non-smoker groups, well, I don't hang out with them much anymore.
I always did until I was a delivery driver. Now i just hop in the car and bounce quick and just forget about all that jazz.
Today I was chillin with my bro and we picked up these chicks. I drove them to go pick up some bud, and they bought it from this kid on a bike, he...
I just went out and hotboxed my car, and after I walk in my dad says "thanks for doing that outside, but you reek." And he laughed and that was it.
I'm going to pick up bud in an hour after not having smoked in 4 days :)
OP is dead.
"As I was meandering down the street on this magnificent afternoon, I found myself quickly surrounded by the pungent smell of the beautiful ganj,...