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Why does it matter if it's discret or not? You're getting a completely legal tobacco smoking device. It can come in a clear white tub and it...
He was probably banned from trollitup.. Crazy nazi mods have a sticks up their asses over there lol
But for real, the closest I ever got to hitting a girl was when I tripped one. I got in a fight with my friend and we started duking it out.. The...
Nah I'm fair with women.. If they just obey the rules (dishes cleaned each morning and night.. Good food.. no speaking unless spoken too.. etc..)...
Witch craft.
Let us gather blades and weep over the offensive internet posts.
Can we report the "rolling eyes" smiley? I want to punch that smiley in the face.\t\t Unlike You, smokintoke and smokintoke like this....
Ahhh so we can be disqualified.. Yeah, I'm going for his ear then.
Don't make me bite your ear off boy..
I'd beat the shit out of Mike "the bitch" Tyson.. Then take my million and split.
Yeah, I'd go for a pulse and a vagina.. I could live without the pulse though.
Sometimes when I walk around at night, I find underwear with shit on them. I shit you not.. It always makes me wonder who the fuck enjoys...
Before any indy hipsters who "know their music" try to jump on my ass, I know cash didn't make this song.. Damn hipsters.
I'm so fucking bored too.. It's insane.. Everybody I know is either in cali or in some shit lol.. Time for some johnny cash and whiskey. Johnny...
I like turtles..
I'm sure my name has been mentioned thousands of times in this thread, so I'll just say thanks ladies.. But I must reject you for I have already...
I said "no offense" in an attempt to keep your panties from bunching.. I see I have failed now. Explain to me what was ignorant about my post.....
If I wanted to lie about being a sociopath, I'd come up with a story about how a monkey ripped off my penis and I didn't give a fuck; Instead, I...
Everything else looks normal besides that damn hand, it throws me off.. As for my answer to the thread, POKEMON!! Wait.. is that even anime?...
See the girl with the skirt? Where the hell did the random arm that's pouring her drink come from?