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Ask yourself which one your more scared of. Death or being dead? If its being dead then lighten up man. I'm pretty sure you didn't give a shit...
Hey guys.... Wouldve posted this in the music section but its been dead for a long time so I posted here. Im still a amateur rapper and have...
Guys.... She was like "Will you marry me?" and I said "Hell yea, I'd love to wake up to that face every morning." And now she keeps bringing it up...
Get out! All of you.
You dont deserve that honor.
So theres this girl I like. She keeps flirting with me and keeps complementing me. She shares chapstick with me and were fake engaged too. Seems...
I've seen this before..... It starts out with a stolen sub. Then small things start disappearing so you don't notice and then before you know...
Creation of Israel, The CIA Iran Coup in 1953 that effectively took out a democracy and established a dictatorship, the instigation in the...
Just you
Aaaaaawwwww so sad........... Moving on.
That was..... awesome. That bitch deserved it.
If the egg came first then that disproves evolution. Which means if you believe that your kind of special.
Damn.... Eminem fucked that bitch. Lucky wigga.
When you lose your wallet but don't give a fuck cause it only had 3 dollars in it.
I mean..... every man does have a G-Spot up his ass. But if I ever do it, i'd much prefer a females hand as opposed to... other things.
Congrats genius, you wasted more valuable memory.
Teacher was talking about different kinds of planes in Aerospace Technology class and this bright blonde chick asks "Whats the difference between...
Al-Qaeda doesn't exist. Osama never mentioned Al-Qaeda till the CIA coined the term. The Al-Qaeda you heard about all the time in Iraq were just a...
That was........ interesting. I know its overused but............. STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
If shes on the social network site.......... why cant u grab her profile pic? Somethings fishy.....