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Wait so you fucked an old guy for a bong?
I'll wrangle a fucking rattlesnake.
This "weed hangover" sounds like a fuckin conspiracy to me...
The good old "accidentally posting your dick on social media" trick. Classic. You're going to be swimming in the pussy in no time, OP
Best thread in this section of the forums in months.
Last time I went to white castle there were 5 of us and we shared 2 crave cases (60 burgers total) and fucking hated our lives after that
Damn that shower has a lot of room for fucking!
Fuck using a coin.
Read title and thought OP made a dishwasher explode... how disappointing...
I'll suck a dick if I can give them a Cleveland steamer in return :metal:
Damn you...
SO IS IT GAY OR JUST MASTURBATING?!?!?!?!?!
I have your name on my ass...
My parents walked in on me during a ferocious jerking session... you could say I was literally caught redhanded...
Pineapple trainwreck
Great Lakes is my usual go to beer
So your parents started fucking a wall? Or they went fucking AWOL? Neither of which you described.
When you go see her in the lunch line just be like "Ay what up... CUNT!" Shit is that simple...
You and your perfect rolls...
I've seen that before and always wondered if it was as disgusting as it sounded...