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I'm pretty sure if that's your girlfriends phone her texts are in the blue and the person she is texting should be the gray
I just want me and my man to be a team. Thats all. If I cook dinner, would you mind doing the dishes? Would you mind coming to fix my flat tire?...
I guess I will make you guys jealous on what its like to be a girl. I was so nervous. It was pouring and I never parked when it was raining like...
I believe its time to find a new gym. Edit: You know what? Fuck him thats what he get for kicking you so hard when you just started. I'd go to...
I was freshly blazed on my way to take my dog for a walk and she was like freaking out cause she always gets mad excited when I take her. And...
I laughed my ass off at this then immediately felt guilty.
I feel ya hard. I gotta pay a grand. But by my spring semester. They decide the new cost of college is gonna be higher every year but your...
I laughed harder at this post than I did at the story. But for real that guy is gonna fuck your life up.
I've done ouija boards a number of times. I've done it in middle school with friends where it was like 666 and moving all over the board and it...
I prefer a man to keep it trimmed and neat like I keep mine. But if a guy said I had to keep mine completely shaved id be like fuck you cause...
In my state you can't even buy beer at walmart.
I have to say congrats. And honestly I can see that song being in like kingdom hearts or some shit.
I have to admit sir I am in college now and fear what you have experienced the absolute most.
No way thats this guy? But that was such a great idea... Lol
I bite the shit out of my fingers around the nail. I do it mostly during lectures in school, exams, and when I'm generally frustrated stressed or...
Yo is that real?
Reminds me of that who can it be now song. But I let my dog answer the door. Usually prevents them from trying to peak in the house while I peak...
You missed blacking out his name once. Better get rid of it before he sues you for grasscity members harassing him and for ruining his...
No I wasn't catfished. But I could have been. I met a guy on a computer game that actually still exists. I was like 12. So this was like......
This I've been working at a resturant for 6 years. I can do my job blindfolded after all the time so going super high is easy. Plus I have a lot...