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Well I was getting what he was giving me for free since he owed me. When he flagged on me I got pissed since I knew he just didn't want to give me...
I talk to my animals when I'm high. But not just like 'you're a good girl' like... I have conversations with them. -_-; And I feel like I'm out of...
I've been offered other drugs, sex, relationships, blackmail... All kinds of shit. People are funny. (:
Yeah but the thing is is you need to be discrete about it. Cops have a huge nega-boner against people screwing within public eye... and make sure...
One time my best dealer called me up about a shipment he got in of e. I drove an hour to get to his house excited to roll and ten minutes before I...
Oh COME on. You can't tell me you've never been sneaky before? :) Take a long shower, make sure its loud and play your iPod. Go to the pool, go...
My bedroom, hotboxing in my closet with the air off and my parents gone for the weekend.... just listening to music and letting my mind follow its...
'You can get your weed for free if you deal me some of your own drugs...' 'Fuck you Tyrone, I already get my shit for free.' Typical day when...
Fast food isn't going to be the best place for your first job bro. My first job was at Taco Bell and I still had soft skin since I was like a...
Alcohol fucking sucks.
BABYS. ERR'WHERE. Nah there are a lot of knocked up girls here. At least twenty of my friends. Not exaggerating. -_-;
Smoke politely. Let him know you smoke but don't do it around him or when he's home. If he is home, use something that covers the odor out of respect.
Me: " Mom! Dad! Today is the start of Shark Weed--" Parents: ' stare ' Me: Week. ---- That happened like thirty minutes ago. It totally...
In America.
Just explain to him how it helps you. Don't talk about it like you just get high to get high like a lot of stereotypical stoners. I used weed to...
Would the cop be up for a threesome if it was a chick?
I'd make a joke about eating dog but someone would call me racist. That sucks ass dude. I guess there's always the emergency food ramen and...
Hookers and jailbait at your McDonalds? Sweden sounds awesome.
We go out of country a lot and I don't have the balls yet to try to sneak some weed with me. ( Not with all this terrorist shit going on in...
My parents absolutely love weed... but only because it is the plant that got me off an actual drug like cocaine. However back before I WAS on...