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    OFFICAL cop story thread

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. :hello:
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Jan 20, 2012 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Anyone wanna design my next album art?

    I've got the day off work, and no ganja. Sounds like somethin' to do. Any ideas in particular? I'll get started, broski!
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Jan 16, 2012 in forum: The Artist's Corner
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    Would you?

    Look at the hands, maaaan. They're like fucking monkey hands. Obvious dick-slangin' male, is obvious.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Jan 16, 2012 in forum: Pandora's Box
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    Is this a good deal?

    I guess.. Just depends on your area. Here in North Texas I can get a straight 14g half of reggie for $25 O's are $50 all day.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Jan 6, 2012 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Proper way to pack?

    The Mother FTW! :hello:
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Jan 5, 2012 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Cut the top of my finger off!!

    :confused: Maaan, A quarter stick would blow a 6 year olds everything off. :smoke:
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Dec 29, 2011 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    I think my dad is elaborately stealing $150 from me

    Wait, how did he get pulled over in 1 minute? I don't...what the......:eek: FUCKKKK. I JUST LOST MY HEATH BAR. I HAVE ZERO REASON TO LIVE.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Dec 2, 2011 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Swearing twelve-year-old is swearing. Dammit mom! :wave:
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Nov 11, 2011 in forum: Gamer's Heartbeat
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    i miss playing with titties so much...

    Fucking Grubbs. :D
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Oct 30, 2011 in forum: Sex, Love & Relationships
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    Worst sexual experiance ever

    what the fuck?! It's kaylee! :d
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Oct 30, 2011 in forum: Sex, Love & Relationships
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    Tuesdays coming did you bring your coat?

    My ANUS....IS BLEEDING! *garblewarbleworgarbleharble*
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Oct 16, 2011 in forum: Pandora's Box
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    the offensive joke thread

    I love this so much. My lungs hurts.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Oct 14, 2011 in forum: Grasscity Forum Humor
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    New Blueberry Swishers

    Swisher's can burn in hell. That said, FUCK YEAH. Blueberry swishers are my shit. I don't know why, but they seem to roll up better, an' goddammit...
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Sep 28, 2011 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Fucked up conversation with Clever bot.

    User: Got any weed? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What strain? Cleverbot: Me. User: You ARE WEED??!?!?!?! Cleverbot: So are you too. 0__________o
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Sep 25, 2011 in forum: General
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    Teh Rhyming Tread ^_^

    Well, just took 2 Phillies of some Blue Dream to the face, here we go! Don't let me catch ya' slippin' or I'll leave ya' moms' grippin', Pictures...
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Sep 23, 2011 in forum: The Artist's Corner
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    Best blunt wraps?

    FUCKING BLUEBERRY SWISHERS. I saw they had these at our local smokeshop and almost shit myself. Favorite. Fo'sho.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Sep 15, 2011 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    So blazed like-hallucinations

    Being a light-weight.
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Sep 7, 2011 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Fallout: New Vegas and mary jane.

    there's a mod for it. (: You can grow different strains, roll blunts and joints. and hit bongs. Puts a headshop in Goodsprings. I'm gonna go play...
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Aug 23, 2011 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    What's the worst thing you've ever done while being drunk?

    I blacked out and ended up pissing in my dad's brand-new popcorn machine at 2 A.M. And for some reasons decided,"I should probably pop this." Put...
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Aug 15, 2011 in forum: Pandora's Box
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    last thing you texted

    Me: Hey, i'm banging your sister. Him: What, is this some kind of joke, you dick? Me: No, this is a joke. Knock. Knock. Him: Who's there? Me: Me,...
    Post by: TexasTokerTuck, Aug 10, 2011 in forum: General
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