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Well, shit, man, I didn't know people could be this insightful. I don't really know what to say, so I just want you to know that you helped me...
You make some excellent points. However, this is the first time I have ever felt this way about somebody. I was already suffering from...
EDIT: Fucked up title, I meant 3 years. So there is this girl, lets call her Jess, that I had been really good friends with for 3 years. The...
This is all fiction fyi hahahahaha.
The boy trembled in the corner, clutching his teddy. The whites of his knuckles showed as he clenched one hand around it's paw, the other hand...
The only option is to go to court. Meet the judge. Seduce the fuck out of her. Walk up to her and say "I'd like to hammer your gavel". Wear a...
So, what happened? Tell us how you ravaged her.
Is she hot? Ask her if she likes tacos. Bitches love tacos.
Yummybud, you have trouble meeting women because you're too much of a bitch to go actually talk to one of them. Women respond to men communicating...
I do not need to say anything else.
I want to have violent sex with that moustache.
Thinking bout sexing you hard right now. Sexin' you so so hard.
I think you just have to explosively shit all over him. It's the only possible option.
It's always balls day. Always.
No, I definitely meant balls. The good ol' hairy apples. The fun-nuts. The cum-spuds. The wrinkled hackeysack. The shrunken melons. The man-marbles.
Well, would you? I can tell if you're lying.
When you are eating dinner with her parents, just stand up with aplomb, without saying a word, unzip your pants and cockslap her whole family in...
Just hit up da homie and be like "G, I saw you gotz da hizzle so I sizzled it and inhaled it up into my mizzle flizze"
Stick a bong up his butt.
Is she hot? Slip in it OP