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Don Shula cheated. The Dolphins lost a first round draft pick JUST LIKE THE PATRIOTS. So the what the 72 Dolphins did means nothing too right,...
Then fuck her dog, find yourself someone new. It aint that hard if you just let shit like this roll off your back.
Tried to make grape jelly by cooking grapes in the microwave. NOTE: It doesnt fucking work. I still havent cleaned up all the grape splatter from...
Clerks FTBFW (For The Big Fuckin Win)
Yeah....if you're a superficial doushe. I know it sucks man, but think about it: If you're more physically attractive to girls than she is to most...
Better yet, begin with the line "You know, good things take time to happen...." *Drop your pants* "But GREAT things happen all at once....":ey:
You're enjoying a nice fishbowl sesh in your Jeep when BAM! blue and white lights in the mirror. Life's unpredictable.
And people say joints are a waste of bud...
I live in MA, but it's decided; I'm going. Dont know how yet, but I'm definitely gonna fucking be there to see Led Zeppelin.
I find it amusing to do the "Sack in 3 seconds" voice from that gay ass commercial every time Peyton gets his whitebread ass hit.
I dont understand. Wouldnt you rather support a winning team?
So what'd you do to make Jesus hate you so much?
Nah man, I'm just good at making shit look like accidents.
Yeah and how bout we talk about that "Group Celebration" penalty that basically gave NY a TD.
AHAHAHA the last page is fuckin hilarious. All the naysayers getting their hopes up with that 12 point lead NY had, and then a collective "Aw...
Fuck that. Cigs taste good, and there are definitely situations where they are acceptable. You just gotta be disciplined about it, and you cant be...
The 72' Dolphins came close to losing too, but you dont hear about it.
Dude....holy shit. I didnt know there were other kinds of this, this is EXACTLY what keeps happening to me. And I've had lucid dreams before, I...
Besides that, I love how they act like the Pats WERENT robbed of that TD and ignore the fact that the REAL score should've been 38-28.
Exactly dude. I could go on and on about games the Cowgirls SHOULD have lost, but why should I bother? I'd much rather talk about how they HAVE...