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I love lemon parties
Mini gag, little one.
What shampoo do you use
Pretty deep.
Also a Machinist. High five, pimp hand style
I will respect anyone that enters into a situation that puts their life at risk, it's always necessary for some kind of reason.
Whenever there's sex involved in my dreams there's always a really long build up and then I wake up literally just as shit's about to get sexy....
I hear there are bearded guys involved. I can vibe with that
Why didn't you sign up to a clubbing and casual sex forum?
I came here to find out what the hell an 'upright' piano is. Turns out it is not a piano that you mount to a wall and play vertically. Nice...
So that I don't drink everyday.
One should never joke about such an abundantly sexy endeavour. No limits, no shame, only horniness. God I love dirty talk.
Oh my god, I'm not even watching OP's video. That shit was the best thing in my life, I feel reborn.
MURDER
This thread has been opened so that an individual can ask for advice. Leave your ego out of it, religion is taking a few jabs here but it's...
I'll give you two weeds for the desk, son. What is that? Real granite? I don't do no laminated chip son, only the dank.
Your post taught me two new definitions.
Love penguins
Trans porn, in this I do indulge
This was by far my favourite line. If you ain't checking for missing limbs while you're under some kind of pseudo-shellshock then I don't know...