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High enough to take revenge on the birds that shitted on my car.
Your hand will become pregnant
Yea, one time I saw a unicorn fuckin david letterman in his ass with it's glittery horn as david was interviewing rob dydrek, then when I turned...
Diesel mechanics ? Just watch out for high fuel pressure, don't want 8000 psi ripping a hole in your face LOL. You'll be fine, just act normal,...
Fuck yo couch !
I'd ask the cop if he wants a hit.
Occupy yourself with something, it doesn't matter what it is as long as it takes your mind off of your heart beat.
Eye drops, Axe, and a huge ass sign that says "I'm sober"
Wal-mart
I can make you rich
Professional bank robber.
No need for a car to hotbox. Breathe into the air. The smoke will stay below the atmosphere. It will take long time to fill up the world but one...
Sometimes I'll sit back and smoke a heavy indica and listen to some tunes and chill in my bed. Get on the internet. Then just sleep.
Eat the whole thing and go bungee jumping. :D Just go piece by piece. Everyone is effected differently.
While wearing jean shorts, slippers, a pink shirt that says "hot stuff", a cowboy hat with glitter on it, and have a joint lit up in your hand....
Tell her she's grounded !! Tell her to go to her fucking room. Ask her "Do I ever go through your shit ?"
Oh, and don't walk all super fast looking around in every direction with a shady scared shitless facial expression that only a little kid would...
LOL a mile ? That's nothing. Just walk along fool, nobody is gonna stop you. Plus it's 4pm, 4 am would be more suspicious. IIRC, cops can't just...
Ask the cop after class if he would like to smoke a joint with you after school. Ride around high in his cruiser just laughing at people and...