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Let her go. She's half way figured out that the 40 year old is no good but isn't ready to let go obviously. Classic confused chick. Save...
Take another rip, harden the fuck up, and kill it.
Paying people to go to Mars to die.
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He's a real fancy guy. [IMG] [IMG]
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I really dislike men who try to blow their load on my face after one fancy seafood dinner. For fucks sakes guys, it takes at least 4 or more...
I hit a girl on the head with a volley ball by accident during PE. She thought it was another girl and as quick as fuck, 10 teenage chicks were...
It's going awesome. My dude can hold his beer, protein, and trees. We fuck and smoke like its our last day on earth. Then we usually eat popcorn...
My face technically got laid this morning when my boyfriend blew his load over it.
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Three weeks. Once I go past the five mark, i'll be in rape mode.
I was freshly 16 years old and was ready to lose my V-card. I was in love. The sex was awful, but we both had no idea what we were doing. We...
Go to Frosh and hang out with the newbies. You'll help eachother to get socialized into the typical college lifestyle - a lot of beer pong and...
Dear guy, I'm going to fuck the brains out of your best friend and let him blow his load all over my face. Have a very merry Christmas....
When you're together ten years, you aquire A LOT of shit. This has nothing to do with bloodsucking.
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Glad there's positive stories out there. With my luck, i'd bring a dude to my house and he'd steal my DVDs while i'm in the shitter.
Edmonton...boooooo I'm like a few hours north of Toronto. Looks like i'll have to continue my fisting quest locally.