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nope, but would you fuck a hamster for 1,000?
like this one
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My dick eats gumbo, but only when paragliding is atop the shrew.
Every goddamn cricket visits an elephant you whore.
I wish i was a carefully aged shit, so i could be in the rodeo once again....
The GEICO insurance agent quietly shat on my carpet while i walked the cleaning lady.
I shoved a rectum up my lizard, but sometimes i have them, repeatedly?
Sometimes I dream of drinking a monopoly piece, but usually i just masturbate.
I'll start. "My grandmother queefed 5 DVD's out of her dilated cock, which owns a carrot. Boner?" said the fat kid shouted.
Gawhh!!
Super power: time control stop time and chill for a year or so, fuck around with frozen zombies, smoke a shit ton of weed, save people, take shit,...
Seen you around GC
You win.
It better suck on my sammich. Hey, does any1 in AZ have a sandwich i can have? Roast beef?
While giving a speech at grandma's funeral, thinkin about marshmellows while eating celery in a mall at the fottball game.
For 80 bucks a G, it better make me a goddamn motherfuckin sandwich.... I'm fucking hungry. fuck.
Well.. this was a few mos. back but i haven't been on since so... I was blazing in my room when I heard my mom come downstairs and start talking...
You sure you didnt just get really stoned and misplace it?
Same thing JUST fuckin happened...