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The only thing I'm worried about is that the judge will take her side just because she's a woman and people tend to think a daughter really needs...
She just admitted to me that she's been cheating on me with a 19 year old that works at D'Angelo's for the past 3 months because "she prefers him...
I would agree with the less attractive thing except our daughter is 5 and starting kindergarten in the fall. I don't know why out of nowhere she'd...
So I've been married to the mother of my daughter for 4 years and out of left field she's been crazy jealous. Recently she's been turning off any...
My dick's overrated but I still use it everyday [IMG]
I fucking love shitty wedding reception music. I'm talking Smashmouth, Earth Wind & Fire, Village People etc. Makes me get buckwild on the dance...
Been drunk since 10 am because of the Bruins game tonight. And I've listened to R.Kelly's Ignition Remix like 20 times for some odd reason.
I was stuck in traffic and I look out my window and there's some guy just jerking off furiously on a bus stop bench. So I called the cops because...
When my wife wears a dress even though it's freezing out, then takes my jacket the whole night because she's cold. Then I have to suffer for...
If IHOP served booze, I'd be their biggest customer.
If she was laughing at it, it was probably just some soft-core goofy Cinemax or HBO shit late at night. I wouldn't be too freaked out unless she...
That always happens to me, I'm like "what is this asshole drunk or something?" Then when I pass them I realize it was just an elderly person...
There is nothing more frightening than shitting and vomiting at the same time. I get so paranoid that my body's going to malfunction and I'm going...
My rule is never do two illegal things at once. Trepassing plus what I'm assuming is under-age drinking (not saying you're under 18, but being...
I was painfully listening to the Toby Keith some guy put on at the bar, ironically enough.
Thanks man. I honestly am scared as shit for her to start kindergarten. I don't want her to grow up, I just keep hoping that kids are nice to her...
JFK. Only the good die young.
My daughter will be 5 soon, and starting kindergarten in September so luckily I don't have to have that conversation with her until much later in...
Sounds like a great day to me. I'm glad you're getting down on friday friday.
Jim Beam and Dogfish Head 60 minute IPA to drown my sorrows if the Bruins lose tonight.