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Yep. I never graduated highschool but on the applications I always put I graduated from my local public school that my sister went to. I havn't...
I just got off a 2 month Tbreak. I Am Baked.
The plastic on my thumb looks like batmans cape. I'll call it the dark thumb cause I'm half Black Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves,...
14 days, Awesome. I figured it would take somewhere around 2 weeks but i just wanted to be sure
Alright blades here's the deal. I work at K mart at the moment and i get a check of about 316 to 350 every 2 weeks and surprisingly thats not...
looks like a beta
Where have all the arsonists gone?
of course it happens in florida
Lmao like 4 years ago i got really high and put some chicken and brocoli things in the ovan. I put the last 4 we had in there cause i knew i was...
Is it bad that i now have the urge to go to my local strip club and find the nastiest bitch in there? Damn i gotta get laid... Hopefully before i...
Anyone remember that chase where the "Bad Guys" started driving through the hood throwing out money?
the last physical sexual contact i had with a woman was in october 2011. Someone fuck me or shoot me.
like 17 or 18. My first legit job was 20. i was offered a job at spencers when i was 16 and i turned it down. Every damn time i think about it...
hellyeah id work at a slaughterhouse. Sure its killing innocent animals for food but SOMEONES gotta do it right? Lol @ people who eat burgers...
So a couple of weeks ago i was up late just flipping thru the channels and i came across this movie about a very smart college student who was...
The fuck? You get a ticket for cutting thru a lot?
Dunno, for some reason it just didn't phase me. I actually found the first chick quite hot and wanted to tap that until she shit into that cup....
Holy shit i had to stop eating my doritos for like 20 seconds. and i ate spaghetti on 2 girls 1 cup tho. All i can say is if she wants to...
Im actually a fan of a few of the live shows. dr. steve brule , The eric andre show , the mighty boosh and ESPECIALLY Garth Marenghi's Darkplace....
Yup. One night when i was like 14 i had gone back into the back room into my fathers bud can and found all his shit lol. A jar of bud, pipes,...