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Well, that was awfully stupid of you.
We are being watched... By space narwhals.
That's hilarious. She probably keeps farting cause her sphincter is still all loose from when I put my penis in there.
I've been blessed (read: cursed) with a hyperactive metabolism, so I'll stay a skinny little shit regardless of what I eat. I'm a gluttonous...
Game companies are killing PC gaming with ridiculous DRM that is supposed to prevent piracy. Trouble is, there's always a crack anyway and the...
Only when I'm reading one of KSR's posts.
Instead of laughing at things you disagree with, you could refute them. I'd find that much more convincing than condescending ad-hom 'arguments.'
Uhh, you know that humans didn't come from monkeys, right? Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. Your comment shows a gross...
That's pretty much it
Oh man, thanks for bringing back these memories. It's been two years now, and my ass is still furry. I've learned to love my lustrous butt-coat.
Are you really considering cutting yourself for the sake of a trip? Fuck man, just stick them under your tongue and be done with it. You'll trip...
You could just post the link: Lamebook
Smoke first. If you smoke again after you've been drinking, take it easy. A massive bong rip while you're drunk will either make you pass out or...
Different folks, different strokes. When I'm drunk, the music sounds better, the cigarettes taste sweeter and the girls are prettier. Also, I...
Fox news is full of bigots, liars, and sensationalist conservative fucktards. it isn't news. It's propaganda and it's bad for you.
Worked at Quizno's for a year or so a while back, they're pretty good. the food is way fucking overpriced though. And working behind the...
I don't like any of those motherfuckers, and I'll tell you why. There's "good cops," and there's "bad cops," to simplify a complex issue. When a...
Me and some of my atheist friends decided the other night while we were drunk that we are going to merchandise Erotic Scripture Readings. I think...
It was posted on the atheism board, so god and religion in general aren't too popular over there.
You won't get any legitimate answers. By the very nature of religion, anything in the bible can be rationalized by basically saying 'it's magic.'...