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A woman goes into the doctor's office with a bee stuck inside her ass. The doctor puts some honey on his dick and tells the woman "I'm gonna put...
I used to think my mom actually did "bump into a door".
Then you'll love this. YouTube - Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version Not sure if this belongs in the music hall or here, but I...
I'd perform a magic trick that turns weed into money. :smoking:
^Shit, my bad. I was pretty fucked up when I read it. Hell, I still am lol.
Good job on not getting ripped off, and you left him with a nice zinger too, haha. But I have to ask why you would agree to pay 5 euro more than...
You've got an excellent point there. Guess I didn't think that one through. The OP could still hide small amounts in the existing outlets and...
Ah, Close, but no cigar; Hidden Fake Wall Outlet/Switch Safe put those throughout the house and you should be good. Sorry about your loss...
Most of you probably saw this on TV, but I got bored and figured I'd post it anyway. Enjoy YouTube - The Cleveland Show - Kanye West V.S...
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Gotta love jail food... nothing better than pizza fresh from the juicer.
"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor in marijuana, and came out with a Doctorate in cocaine." and @kooz,...
You said you're in so cal so there is no doubt in my mind that you'll get your card. also, about you're beat boxing talent, harness that shit. if...
I was wondering that myself. If I had to guess I'd say it's because my buddy is a drugernaut. If you can think of a drug, he's on it as we speak....
Not trying to be offensive but... WOW. Mexico is already struggling to keep itself alive and this shit aint helping. I'll stop there cause if I...
The one and only awesome cop I've ever met was when I was still in high school. I was walking down the street smoking a cig and I hear someone...
I was at a friend's house and we were waiting on this dope-whore to go suck some weed out of her dealer's cock. She gets back to my friend's...
Then go for it, but make the sister, BF, and friend submit to a test as well. Make sure you're mom has the lab test SPECIFICALLY for colonazapam....
The twilight zone? :confused: