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You know what's nuts? I usually browse in Firefox, but this time I opened up Safari (OS X browser, for those that don't know) and as it turns...
I keep my hippie in a cage.
You know you need a ballast too, not just a bulb...
In the words of Brian from Family Guy when Peter said some crazy shit: "Can I buy pot from you?"
That sucks dude. If it's any consolation (probably not) I don't think it's statuatory rape unless she's under 16. I could be wrong, I'm not a...
If someone blew up on me like that I'd tell them to get the fuck out and forget ever smoking with me again, even if he did pay. People don't need...
I like my iBook.
Thanks Boredjim8. It appears at least one person can see the corellation between being out of money because you've unjustly lost your job and...
There's always the type of drunk who likes to fight. I find the best way to piss them off is to just not give them the satisfaction of...
Hehe, poop.
That's a total fucking bullshit reason to go to war and you know it. Why didn't Bush say it to begin with? Why was it all "national security"...
Back to the draft... 'Six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."' - Homer Simpson. Show up to the recruitment thing is assless leather...
No joke dude. I worked in this gas station once, and on my shift I happened to be working with this guy who was about 30-35 years old. Some...
Fix the typo in your age.
Nice.
These are some seriously awful jokes. I had to google for some of them because I couldn't remember how they go... "A black guy, a white guy,...
I know I'm bumping a really old post, but I just wanted to say, that they *do* do this kind of thing and it sucks the donkey cock. My cousin, who...
You can't get in trouble through your school for defacing someone's property unless you do it on school grounds. I know this from personal...
People only freeload if you let them. I don't have much of a problem with freeloaders though. If anything I'm the freeloader. I always try to...
I can tell you right now some of them are stretching for light (#1). Which they should be, since they don't have enough at this stage of growth....