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Hey guys, just wanted to get other people's input on this. So Saturday night i got fucking wrecked in this club and got talking to some girl (I...
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Good call man, i'll just take a few snaps real quick :)
My dealer recently started selling mad cheap afghan hash for like 3.5g for £20 . It's fuckin sick. Feeling mellow as hell.
HI GUYS Had the best day/night ever kinda. I had to program some drum beats based on some really loose criteria for an assignment and show them...
I'd do anything to fire a big fat white nug of man gravy into the tits of a whore
Jesus fucking christ
Cos I'm instilling ya and fillin ya face With the ramblings of a head case One space-cake from going insane grey-matter splatters when I spit...
A sorry state of affairs We never laugh, but we say it's funny When our government puts the value of human life lower than money War approached...
It's true, the whole time i was writing this I was thinking about how much i can't wait to have a nice big meaty thumper crammed straight up my...
Nope, not once ever. I'm not gay. I'd probably concede to shoving my member balls deep into his unlubricated corn-hole if he wanted me to though...
Mine was pretty fuckin awesome...jizzed everywhere, like a boss.
Hugs for all my fellow single people....Since being single I've tried talking to a girl at a snack stall at a concert- after talking about the...
Tank u :)
Can't help but give the virtual hi five to people who just got laid haha. * hi fives * As for me, about 9 months ago just before i broke up with...
Yeah..i dunno what to do, I know for a fact they're going in a death metal track already so even if she doesn't like them at least they've gone to...
Man, i bet you can't wait till her parents are out of town.
Basically, you follow some advice once given to me by a good friend. You grab her by the snatch and you scream in a loud scottish accent...
So i met this girl on my trip to cornwall at the other end of the UK to see some friends...and she is wonderously amazing...but Cornwall is pretty...
This girl that i met, so much so that I had to write some words about how much I want her :)... It comes over me, this feeling of unsated yearn...