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my penis shaped hammer bubbler is named Richard Manhammer.
Why are they painting the walls of the medical marijuana store? who the fuck cares what color the walls are? if anything they should be putting...
wtf do you mean awkward silence? it is all silent, it is an IM not a phone chat...awkward pauses maybe? it is just waiting for the other person to...
I worked as a security guard while I took a year off of school. I had to take a drug test at the start, but I quit smoking for 3 months and passed...
I yell at people with my windows down all the time. Usually other dumb fucks who are driving like total morons. For example, crowded busy rush...
text messages are forever duder. you're fucked. lol. [IMG]
the men in black will show up next time.
dain bramage anyone?
where do you think Harry Pothead came from?
Basically it all depends on their personality in the first place. If they are uptight and not chill it will show before you smoke with them. If...
I have been with my girlfriend nearly 4 years now, I told her I smoked, she was okay with it at first, then she changed her mind and I told her I...
Chong (Tommy Chong) - Cheech and Chong The Dude (Jeff Bridges) - The Big Lebowski Kevin Haub (Charlie Finn) - Rolling Kansas Ben Stone (Seth...
Are you taking any prescription medication? Any other drugs you are taking besides weed? Usually if it isn't a low sex drive caused by some...
Dude Where's My Car
Closet Smoker/Ivy-League Smoker. I am the guy who you look at and you wouldn't think I have ever smoked. Basically I look exactly like Clark Kent...
YouTube - Billy Mays kaboom! dub
when your girlfriend hasn't had sex with you since you've been home from college for the summer, over 2 months, you start getting desperate for sex.
The lesson I learned and used to my advantage tonight is the privacy settings on good ole facebook. The fat bitch can't get in contact with my...
my hot sexy girlfriend of 4 years may find out about the cycber sex talk I had with an morbidly obese girl who wants my balls. fml that's mine....
exactly. it will be HILARIOUS!