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bump? anybody? has nobody ever broken a rib? jesus fucking christ.
yeah, so i fucking cracked a rib this past week and as a person who can't go a day without running her 3 miles, i am fucking pissed to high...
with my first boyfriend, he just very politely went, "honey, no offense, but it would make eating you out much more enjoyable for me, and...
my best suggestion is a spark plug pipe thrown in a trunk with misc. tools/car stuff and a stash can of wd-40 or motor oil. otherwise, i wouldn't...
i was really young too when i started. i have memories of me masturbating in preschool during nap-time so i couldn't have been more than 5. i've...
i swallow. the end. not very complicated.
sounds like this chick and my boyfriend would get along great. he sees me crying he doesn't comfort me, he just runs into the other room until i...
if only she were a bisexual new jersey-dweller with no standards and a fetish for letting girls drug her into submission so they can do as they...
only gotta be 18 to serve/sell liquor. 21 to purchase/drink it where i am.
psh whatever. i've worn men's deodorant when i desperately needed to. rather smell like a dude than sweat.
tacos for the boyfriend and my brother, veggie tacos for myself. yummy!
bongs and joints. close tie.
even as a chick i think you should so hit that. she obviously wants it.
waked and baked. had some breakfast. now getting ready to work-out. feelin' a little off today but i'm hoping the weed will make today great.
lol it was pretty hilarious. still can't believe the luck we had.
so friday i got my bartending license and certification and to celebrate myself, my boyfriend and my brother decided to go all out. picked up...
-in a car -on a friend's front porch
1. go someplace fun 2. watch tv/movies, listen to music 3. have sex
i prefer just water because weed makes me unbearably thirsty and i'd rather not ingest 2 days worth of calories just from drinking.
too lazy to post a pic but i have a turquoise honda civic hatchback called the incredible plum that i love very much.