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Im stuck in a ditch in a car that smells like farts with "i get knocked down, but i get up again" playing on loop, the car is full of mosquitos...
nick ..
the drunk tank, got in big shit for that tho
"crack, espionage, property, freaky fridays and fortune cookies and diarreas, seepin and creepin, zaboomafoo. Can i have a blanket? no. You gonna...
this yo
I make weird ass ramen. pan fry it in just a little bit of water for a few seconds so its still kinda crunchy, put in a shitload of pepper sooo...
dom perignon... :mad:
filet mignon burnt to a crisp with peanut butter on it :poke:
smokintoke is ruthless
AHAHAHA YEEEEE!! :hello:
banned from a macdonalds, me and a few friends were really drunk and we sat in the ballpit and we started passing around joints and smoking cigs....
i'd wish to have a bastard ranch cus im a bastard, run a restaurant nd grow everything on site, nd i wanna be a fisherman/butcher/park...
chyeah
whenever this happens to me im usually havin terrifying hallucinations. Ill be half awake and unable to move a muscle with all this scary shit...
no only hollywood i dont know what redwood is. are you stressed about this worldwide bacon shortage coming up?
I read the whole thing
yo what if there was a unicorn that was attacked by a white tiger and a redneck in a jeep shot them both then a white elephant stepped on his jeep...
Tum Tum Tiss - YouTube
millions of $$ for me so i could travel & wine nd dine wherever i want, everlasting perfect health, nd then end world hunger or somethin
katana, beef or chicken?