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Her wedding... :p Nah, actually I might! Or her funeral. Or when one of us is on the operating table. Or hitting on a lady cop from the back...
At a new year's party, I was crashing on the same mattress as a hot blond girl I'd just met that night. I kissed her, and we got busy... I got...
Yeah dude, don't worry about it at all. My best friend has the same thing, but it doesn't matter to anyone. He actually gets shy about it too....
It's called Melanotan Google you have to order it off the internet from unverified sources and inject yourself with it :eek: But it gives you a...
Holy shit, they own 7 cars? That's a testament to their strangeness. I guess something's wrong with them because I'd loan my cousin 2000 dollars...
Community college sucked in Houston... Nobody talked to anybody... I met a girl there though because I talked to her. She and I dated for over...
Holy shit man, you actually sat down and wrote an entire movie. That's awesome. Make it better!! That's what the pros always say: They never...
Sounds like you like your ex more than you like this new girl, or else you wouldn't have any problems right now. The new girl is probably gonna...
I've got a dick that's slightly larger than normal and girls have complained about their jaws getting tired, so that's no good... But this is one...
Yeah don't expect a guy to make the first move.. he could be shy or just not know that you like him.. I'm a guy and there are tons of girls I have...
I'm about to go to sleep. I've been chilling with friends for the past couple of weeks now that they're back from college for the summer. I just...
Yep. We're all here and everything makes sense. Human behavior is governed by psychology which follows the rules of biology which follows the...
Next time you're over at her place and you have to take a leak, you should go on her carpet.