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"cant sleep because your too horny"- been there done that
"He was waiting for bugs, but they never came... because his dumb ass was inside." Had me cracking up.:hello:
You know whats fucked up? When you try so hard to get a cool girl that you dig, then the next day shes with the biggest asshole on the face of the...
Ive felt this way my whole life. Since I moved to colorado, ive spent more time outdoors climbing and what have you than anything else. I really...
My worst party foul to date: Went to some kids birthday party that I didn't even really know that well (just starting to make friends with him),...
lol what?!:hello:
If you do ask them about it (which I don't reccomend) then maybe go over and make up some story about how you need papers or something like that,...
My whole family is so fucked up and crazy- I honestly feel like I am the only shred of normalcy left. Seriously I think I may have been adopted or...
The universe is held in a constant feedback loop. Karma exists for a reason- to teach people to be understanding. Everything I have ever stolen...
alpo's straight on this one. its always better to think with your brain and not your fists. you straight up swindled that fucker like a g. but...
My dry pipe is Kodachrome (Paul Simon song) my bong's name is Thor, and my sherlock bub's name is Shirley.
I know of these "designated burn roads" you speak of. Vermont knows where its at.:smoking:
I smoked about a half on 4/20. It's not really that awesome after a certain point, because your not getting any more high and just burning your...
Man it's fucking ridiculous how long those motherfuckers can watch you before they make a move. Had a friend that sold pills for a fairly long...
Dude, I regret to inform you that the world is filled with douchebags like this guy you speak over. This guys problem is that he has too much...
Damn bro you party down with some UGLY bitches and sluts.:hello:
I'm not quite sure if I believe that we have been visited by aliens and whatnot. But I thought I'd share my little UFO sighting. One day as we...
climbing cliffs and boulders can be a lot of fun. nothing like sparking a bowl after climbing an 800-foot cliff. they're thinking about putting a...
The best vape that I personally have used is the Purple Days Diffusor. Check out fuckcombustion.com. The vape I speak of is an small round,...
You should take up scab-picking. Its much better than removing hair from socks bro, trust me.;)