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My awesome bed, the black light bulb makes my sheets turn red.
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Me and my friends flipped over a folding a plastic table and rode it down a flight of stairs like a surfboard. I cant even remeber how we came up...
I just caught the last half of this show on mtv. The humor overdose has completely blown my mind.
I got a bag of one hundred 1 1/2 inch bags for five bucks at michaels
I'ts been my nickname for about seven years. I used to have a wicked southern drawl, which is wierd scince I've never been to the south.
One time I sat down with a full box of frosted flakes and a glass of milk, an hour later I noticed that I was eating crumbs off the bottom of the...
In the 8th grade I found my mom's bong and I was like "holy shit". Then I just walked around my house and stared at stuff.
The only two times I ever got in trouble for having pot I was smoking at school. The first time i was expelled and sent to military school for a...
The Oval Office. "Where do you keep the president's bong?"
If you have never heard of the word forensics, look it up. they can scientifical prove that it is weed, that it is yours and the only reason they...
I went to my friends party after staying up all night, and pass out halfway through, I wake up to people putting his sisters makeup on me. So I...
Why did he steal a box with 1500 in it if he wasn't going to take the money, for three grams? Smells like bullshit.
If they simply refuse to listen to reason, put a blunt out on the motherfuckers.
The second time I drank and smoked, my ass was planted in a chair for 8 hours. the only time i got up was when my friends crazy uncle met me and...
I bet you could get a cheesbuger to stick if you took off the top bun. The only thing more degrading than a burger to the face is having to peel...
Sorry to say, but if your a minor your parents own your rights. Cops search kids because they know the parents won't object. But chances are they...
I've gotten so tired of society, I don't pay attention anymore. I'll watch the news about world events, but as soon as i see politics or someones...
No no, It's the only way he'll learn his lesson. Don't put stuff up your nose, I learned that when i was like, five.