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i'd just look at some amazing porn until my penis starts filling up with blood. then i'd fiddle with it until i have an orgasm. then id go to bed.
Were any of your friends assasinated?
It's obviously the truth. I'm sure she readily admits it to everyone but you. Why else would she ditch you? Do you think she doesn't get horny on...
then smoke more weed until they make you really fucking laugh.
What does my age have to do with anything? I'm not a minor.
everytime i wake and bake, me penis gets erect and then i have to fiddle with it for a while till that white sticky stuff comes out.
Obvioulsy she ditched you because she is tired of your small little weiner.
I'm more of a silicone toy guy...
you wouldn't be having this problem if you'd just get an artificial vagina or an electronic sucker. s e x c a n w a i t m a s t u r b a t e.
One time I was masturating when I decided I needed a circumcision. Luckily I had a razorblade nearby, so I did the procedure, then came like a...
Thanks. I guess I'll get an artificial vagina or mouth first, and after they stop making me and my penis horny i'll get the electronic sucker. If...
One time I was masturbating like normal when all of a sudden this sticky stuff came out of my penis.
She's probably on her way to some crazy orgy with guys who have way bigger dicks than you.
I'm going to go to the sex store in a few days, and I'm wondering what kind of toy I should get for my penis. Should I get a fleshlight or some...