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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex,...
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always...
A salesman had car trouble on a back country road. He opened the hood and inspected the engine. "The trouble is in the battery," came a voice...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face...
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax...
A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road,...
* It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. * It doesn't matter whether you win...
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog food for Lola, my black lab, and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a...
Got a boring road trip somewhere in the near future? Tired of the same old monotonous drive every morning to work or school? How about bringing...
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you...
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with...
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug....