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My girlfriend visited her family in LA and when she came back she observed that I "look like everyone out there." We live in Michigan hahaha
The number one show you should be watching is Mad Men. The number two show is another episode of Mad Men.
I live in Michigan, we get wild storms but they all last 7 minutes.
Hopefully we'll get some rain this year... there's been no shortage of snow.
Alright, hold it hostage until I give you the piece.
I'm white. She's black. Deal with it.
"you have completely ruined sleeping alone >: ( "
Replace "a cat" in step 4 with "really stoned" and it's fairly realistic.
Or if you're REALLY stoned, then leave it as is because you just might...
such a complex emotional condition, encapsulated so well by so few words. genius.
It started off slowly but I'm really liking the direction that season 5 has been going for the last few episodes. Ken's sci-fi piece about Pete...
this is from the white house correspondents' dinner. i don't really care for jimmy kimmel's comedy but saying this to the president's face......