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The little fucker is like 6 weeks old and half a pound, he's the runt.
I'm disgusted by how close to my house this is. There are way too many pedos out here.
Hey I know what you can do! Leave!
Don't clean your pipe on the stove
That's shitty, hopefully it wasn't a kidnapping.
Props for reporting it though, unfortunately not many people would have called the police.
I let my brother have some of the last of my weed, he tossed the jar onto my floor, it bounced into my bong shattering the base and poured bong...
Exactly, especially with the $.08
Are you sure you're counting out change correctly?
I have a panther chameleon, he's my buddy and loves to hang out on my shoulder and on top of my head. His grip is so strong though, he squeezed my...
Well, looking at your avatar and seeing how you have the fuck irritated out of you because your girlfriend is too tired after sparring, I have...
I have a few friends serving a few months to like a year or two, but one of my friends is in till 2036 and has already served a year. Then another...
Go outside and stay off the internet.
That's straight up fucked. You could have at least called for help instead of being a pussy.
I just hope that if you're ever in a life or death...
There's more to the story
You don't just go from kissing to all of a sudden his head is between your legs..
When I was born my brain was pushing out of my forehead which could have ended up killing me if I were to hit my head. My skull was reconstructed...
What if she's hella nasty and her pussy stanks?
My brother dropped a mason jar on my bong the other day, shattering the base.
Definitely interrupted the smoke session :[
That's almost as annoying as guys hitting you up just for sex.
My dogs oddly only go after purple weed too
Especially if it has a spicy smell to it
There's no excuse for you to not use a hand signal hahahahah
Unless you lost an arm...
Then that must really suck to go to the bathroom.