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This one time I was chillin with my friend in my room, smoking weed and hash, when my mom knocks on my door (which is already opened). We made eye...
I have the weirdest boner right now
Grew up with video games, computers and TV because I didn't have many friends until HS..I was doing great in school, also my parents never...
Budweiser, corona, la maudite (quebec local brewery), pabst
A friend, huh?
In summer camp, I was playing outside and put dozens of rocks in my pockets, making them way full (it was very noticeable to say the least). Kept...
I have some form of synesthesia, as in I see specific words and letters in different colors (monday is yellow, thursday is green, friday is dark...
Did the squirrel die?
I just smoked a few bowls on my porch and parents came 10 mins later.. no stress, they have no clue and im munchin like crazy right now... I'm...
Get a Traktor S4 (comes with Traktor Pro software) for live performances, and buy Ableton if you want to make your own tunes. Buy a bunch of...
My small walk-in closet An abandoned police car My dentist's private bathroom
I accidentally 4 whole marajuanas.. is it bad?
Every other day some guy that lives on my street takes a walk and fakes shooting basketballs in the air while walking.. Pretty weird Also, saw a...
When I was 10 I saw a man taking a piss right on the corner of the busiest street in montreal. Also, not so long ago I was at Mcdonald's and this...
It does work
Go to school. Have a job. Get married. Have children. Act normal. Watch TV. Walk on the pavement. Save money for your old days. Now repeat after...
I developed a theory about the universe and existence when I was really really, really high... (wrote 10 pages about it haha yeah I was motivated)...
Smoke yourself stupid
A panel of the absolute BEST comics to read baked, Mister O.
Dealer: All right, 20 bucks an eighth, sounds good? Me: yep *proceeds to give him two 10$'s Dealer: Woah man, hold on you gave me 30 * gives me 20...