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if you have standards about making friends, most likely you gonna be a loner forever and eventually be virgin til you're 40
i had the similar experience because last time i was on the phone with my home girl and i accidentally fell asleep on her. i had a dream where i...
just finish my last beer of the 6 pack i bought earlier and school is less than 4 hours away
so you're like about 19 tryin to act like an adult? damn i wouldn't wanna be your friend anyways because you seem to take life so serious
hell yah yolo!
my parents doesn't like me smoking weed because its illegal but they rather let me smoke weed than doing crack cocaine or some other shit
when you doin 100+ mph down the freeway is the best feeling
read the dictionary or play with the calculator
you're not addicted, you're a feen to marijuana
i rather use an apple
maybe you're just shitting out of your weiner instead out of your ass
i wish i wasn't a minute man
morning is for big ass boner and to wake up to smoking dank ass weed to start up your day along with coffee and bagels and cream cheese
wtf is this girl doing liek she suckin an invisible dick
no they turn white, its the opposite
i always reup when im down to 1-2grams, last time i was dry was when i didn't have a job
yooo gurrrrl let me put it in yo butt (kimbo slice voice)
fuck yo friends, fuck yo moochers, and fuck stingy ass people
not if you got a daddy dick or biggo butt and tits
hes black because he can run fast and jump high as fuck