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People who never try to do anything on their own.
Extremely obese people, they lack self-control and are weak because of it.
Step1: Walk into Lowes or Home Depot and buy a plastic chair.
Step2: Sit in said chair outside on porch and smoke.
Jump off the sofa and grab the cushion.
Deflect the bat.
Use cushion as battering ram and shove him towards and out closest window.
Then sit down...
That feeling when you roll a fat doobie and realize you have no lighter or possible source of heat.
Had to drive 3 miles while way beneath...
I do not wish to use anal beads on myself.
Whats your favorite video game or tv show in the last 6 months??
I call it, a Burkey Sandwich.
The U.S. ordered manufacturer Flushmate to recall its Flushmate III Pressure-Assisted Flushing System.
The mechanism, installed in toilets made...
Third shift here, just got back from 8 hours clocked in.
Treat smoke like its air.
Breathe it in like a normal breath while hitting then take a big inhale to push it all down.
Hold your breathe for a few...
Large cardboard box the size of refrigerator would be nice.
Just put some duct-tape on all the edges and what not to seal it up.
Plus you can...
You gotta burp your container every day to keep it fresh and not moldy.
Just open what ever you have it in and wave your hand over it like your...
You need to break the bud up more, use a grinder if you have one.
Hand-broken bud tends to run more when rolled.
Was young and friends put a cockroach into the bowl without me knowing and handed it to me.
It was dark and I thought they packed it so I lit up....
You know you have good bud when it puts you into a coma.
Enjoy that rolling that stale rello. Especially if its a dutch master, the leaves are a pain in the ass if its stale.
You can't afford to pay...
$1407 or so before taxes every 2 weeks.
About $960 after taxes.
Only about $350 left after all the bills.
And about half of that goes towards bud.
The stuff they tell you in there is complete and utter BULLSHIT.
I always just wore sunglasses in mine so they couldn't tell if I was paying...
Stop now man, its not worth going any deeper in the criminal system than you already are.
You have yet to go to court though, the judge more than...
I walk into my roommates bedroom and give him money or he does the same thing to me.
We both re-up together from the same guy maybe once every 2...
Looks like it was written by a middle-school student.