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guys this is a story, not a porno :p
decided to get dressed and leave. As they went to leave through a nearby field a strange glowing light descended upon them
no teeth could be a good thing. I like your thinking. :smoking:
bad techno music starting playing in the background bow chicka wa wa chicka wa wa.
the mailman arrived asking 'where can i put this package girls'
yall are sick. my kind of sick ;)
granny orgy. whos in?
carrying a glass dildo in hand. :rolleyes:
No but really..
carrying a large knife in hand.
eerie in a way, felt haunted.
As i rammed the dildo far up xtiffanys ass.
stories getting good now
No...your ban is getting good. *RMJL
Have fun being a cunt. and bitch you aint listenin to no Wu tang. Poser.
Wow...looks like 1666 was the magic number for you. You're done here. If...
Id imagine glass would hurt more. I hope you die in an highly publicized car accident so I can laugh at it. That is all, goodnight.
Who the fuck...
because i must have struck a nerve with xtiffany by saying the word dildo, so much that she would neg rep me for it.
violent cat diarrhea.
' yo mang i got that new good shit, violent cat diarrhea'
and the two dildos danced in the mist happily. :hello:
Samus bitches. Big ball of blue damage ftw.
My expression after reading this post from left to right.
This thread went from mildly disturbing to off the charts :(
Just got a text from my grandma saying "I'm sleepy, come lay down with me"
There are so many things wrong with this happening.
1. My grandma is...
Glassjaw - adderall and coke
Wrecked kids in the pit. Nothing hurt me.
Yes you can. Its called Exif data.
But alas, it was only a clever ruse.