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If they're not using Chemtrails to decrease the human population, they should.
War, plague, environmental destruction, and nutritional...
You don't make friends by bombing their towns and killing their families.
The targeting of children is considered as "pre-emptive strikes" to...
I'm sick of hearing stories about little genius kids who conduct symphony orchestras or do quantum physics at 6 years old.
Finally a kid with an...
I'm not a Hippie either, and I don't give a shit who you are, what you do, or whether or not you get killed fighting your goddamned war.
How about replacing my defective pipe that you promised to do over a year ago.
The Trailer Park Boys are the grandkids that the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers never had.
If the weed was moldy, you would smell it before it became visibly obvious.
If it smells moldy, it is.
Given your background and educational level, your drug counselling career would probably be limited to standing on the corner and yelling "Just...
Facials were invented by the porn industry as a device to make the "money shot" more visible and photographic.
The wide acceptance of the...
Tried it for a while.
Various combinations of Dicks and Pussies was fun and exciting.
Unfortunately these fun Dicks and Pussies were...
Thousands of people in the U.S. live out of backpacks.
We call them "The Homeless".
On Christmas eve, Santa Claus and Baby Jesus get together to count the Holiday profits.
They always make out like bandits.
What's wrong with that?
It's why most people smoke it.
What were you expecting?
I hear people bitching about accounting all the time...it's mostly stupid people however.
Next time you have one of these attacks put one hand on your chest and one hand in the air and yell "It's the Big One!"
If it is, head for the...
I can't say that smoking weed has any effect on the neuropathic pain in my feet, but it does make the general pain of life and death more...
Lighting one's self on fire is a valuable tool of self-expression.
It should be encouraged and used by all religions.
We have ten cats.
They are all nice, well behaved kitties and never do anything wrong.
It's true that they claw up the leather furniture,...
If you follow the bible's teachings 100% you already have mental deficiencies.