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been quite a while since i put my dick in a girl
i just fuckin super laughed
Has OP dropped his eel into her brimey depths yet?
I'm never eating out a girl agian. Sperms go in there too right?
Never trust mayonaise
+rep Mate the very thought entered my mind JUST before landing on this page.
SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN
Reporting for duty.
Bit of a mixed blessing though, always been part of my character but more often than not can ruin shit.
The last few years...
As ball twitchgly glorious as this is, don't send it son.
Unless you know this wench I would avoid sending otherwise it will not be effective.
i fuckin laughed hard
allow me sir to quote this in my sig
did we dead yet?
Everyone has a cousin they would plow if they weren't from the same seed patch.
But fucking your family and impregnating them is as...
or Snudge, every pup should be named Snudge
Same situation here man I lived with my grandmother most of my life because my mother worked / has had major bouts of depression, so I've always...
I've always drifted in between INFP and ENFP, depending on how I'm doing.
Also, I've got some facking crazy Depersonalisation going on right...
I heard on a cartoon that carrots help you see in the dark, so I carried one round like a torch and was like 'this shit don't work'
I have a stiffy
haha fucking really?
pm me on details when they're decided. I'd do this shit
You should set up a syndicate fo' shizzle.
Set up a new e-mail account that multiple members have access to and use that account to make the...
I'd feel bad if a kid had to have my face
but i would wank into a cup for money