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I am a patient in the Orange County area, please vote YES ON F!!!
If they take away my medicine in this county, they will come after yours next!...
Granted! But your off switch is debilitating cancer.
I wish bongs were made of glass that cant shatter.
Granted! But they are taken literally and your clothes are now made of garbage and rotting sewage poorly made by bridge trolls and mushroom men....
Keep us posted!
Make sure to PH test first.
Granted! But it never cures and becomes moldy and you trash it.
I wish California would change its name to Kerfunkle.
I have found smart pots to be the most viable tool in my garden.
Bags create root scrambling, look into other methods.
Adding to this!
I am actually the glass blower apprentice of Quick Stop Smoke!
IMA is my brand and thank you for choosing our fine glass!
How to Roll a Joint Using a Pen | Smoking With Style
I HIGHLY recommend this method.
First off, you'll have a perfect J every time.
Granted! But you only know a man after you've let him take you down the Hershey Highway.
I wish Dr. Steve Brule was my parole officer.
Granted! But now they smoke meth.
I wish my parents would have smoked a joint with me when I was a kid...
Granted! But it's covered in vomit.
I wish it was colder.
Granted! But the Cubs win the WS.
I wish Workaholics was more underground, like a show that only comes on [AS] at like 4:44am and is allowed to...
Granted! But its human flesh burgers! :D
I wish my buddies didn't mooch off my joints.
Granted! But your unlimited limits only apply to how far we can stretch your asshole.
I wish GrassCity was more like Reddit.
Granted! But you get to eat a cockmeat sandwich every time you make one, and it gets bigger for every wish you make.
I wish Sprite would have sex...
Granted! You have to blow him though.
I wish NorthernLights2's dick tasted like shit for yankee1227.
Granted! But its for being the ugliest person in history.
I wish Pawn Stars would have a spin off called Porn Stars on the History Channel.
I hope all your friends think you're a badbass now.
You should ask your mom for money and just buy more dope.