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I kind of indirectly told my dad when I found out my mom was pissed at him for smoking. I was like "Why don't you get a portable vaporizer (so...
I was going to read ahead for my philosophy class during downtime at work...but then I went to the parking lot and got high.
When I'm stoned it takes me forever to start peeing, even if I really have to go. I thought it was just me!
She's obviously just using you, and you don't even want her. Forget her.
Nightmares of Candy Yang & The Black Italian
You can't comprehend going out and having fun with your friends? Do...do you have friends? =/
I love living so close to tons of redwood forests :smoke:
If you succeed in not spilling water all over yourself, this method totally works.
Prince is the correct answer.
And if I were a lesbian, I'd be all over Bjork.
One. I still happen to be dating the guy I lost my virginity to, five years and counting.
So...this is potentially the most successful pick up line ever.
It's not some kind of quirky wiki magic. Think about it.
Only if you're stupid. My first few times were horrible, and horrible things kept happening. Then I wised up and stopped being an idiot,...
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You're pretty much just as likely to win with those numbers. Seriously, playing the lotto has the worst odds ever. Bet on horses or...
If you're not all up in each other's business during sex, especially the asshole, your sexual relationship is a lie.
This makes me wonder if people who are frequently cheated on are generally attracted to people who end up being prone to cheating in the first...
Worst parody/spoof/response video/whatever of Obama on the death of Osama I've seen yet. You seriously couldn't find anything better? =/
It depends entirely on the texture of your hair and the shape of your face.
Thanks for explaining how the internet works.
Why does it matter?