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Get the 3DS! I have it and I love it a lot <3
Whelp, I got nothing. Such a boner-kill
I am a delicous breakfast. I am native Americans prancing around a plant. I am... FIRE
Ignore her forever lol
so... you raped her after you tazed and paralyzed her? that's not cool or legal
It really makes me horny when my girl gets on top of me when we're making out and lets me grab those big tits! Also, I love it when we kiss each...
He seems like a nice guy if he kisses your forehead. I always kiss my gf on the forehead, I thought I was the only one lol.
Tell her that it's all over. If she is going to disrepect you in the worst fucking way like that, just leave her. Now. Please. There's so many...
"Got cho?" "Hell yeah!" We were so damn secretive, lol
Dude, my gf had to go earlier and left me with a case of blue-balls. There was no FUCKING WAY I was not gonna fap. It was for my own health
People should be able to believe in whatever they want to without being judged based on their intelligence. Really? Especially when it comes to...
Listen, if it was meant to be with this girl, then you would not even act shy around her. If you think she is the perfect match for you, just say...
Just do what feels right. Pounding her HAS to feel right, haha! As for getting back together, well yeah, do what your heart tells you. If this...
If he has a car, jizz all over his rims! If he doesn't have a car, just t bag him when hes asleep.
Ugh I feel sick watching that other video...it looked like raw egg yolk..BLEH!
That's awesome and you did the right thing. Honesty is so much better than ever trying to hide something from someone. I just learned this the...
My girl insisted on paying for lunch yesterday. I wanted to go halfs like we usually do but she wouldn't accept that. I used to pay for a lot at...
I went to Aruba two years ago and I bought a sick wooden bowl with Bob Marley carved into it. I did not have time to clean that shit and I really,...
our society is pretty fucked honestly
as for your sig, Family guy is chill but so are bong mitzvahs man fuck this is gonna be a tough one :D