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Stupid story time:
I decided to go on a spontaneous trip to Florida, so I booked a decent hotel on the beach front. First thing I do when I get...
Hung out with two old friends from high school. I had a great time with one of them, but the other got jealous and started passive aggressively...
I love the look on dudes' faces when they try to skimp you but you pull a scale out and start weighing in front of them. HAHAHA priceless.
I wanna get high with the entire world, so hell yeah brotha.
Gross question: Longest you went without showering and (if you want to add it; don't...
"Man I think I'm a good singer."
-Attempts to sing-
"You know what? Nah."
About 20 hours on average, but it varies. I'm always on call so sometimes less, sometimes more. No complaints.
We all have at least one memory...
I'll be sure to let you know
Lmfao, I was just playing World of Warcraft and posted on trade chat "If you live in _____ and are trying to sling a q, hmu" and someone actually...
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Half way through the week. You know what that means?
Half way to Game of Thrones episode 4. Loved seeing Olly hanging out with Jon last episode.
Don't think about how fucked you are, or you'll be fucked. Think about how good your trip is gonna be and let the good vibes fuel your high. Just...
Challenge time. Try to watch this without cringing:
Pizza just got delivered.
You know what that means.
Man I was in a random heist and I swear if there was a medal above platinum, I would've had it. I mean I was absolutely killin it... then the game...
"Oh, you found a friend in GTA Online and you're actually having fun?..."
<YOU HAVE LOST CONNECTION FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON>
Or it was just a joke fam.
YOU NEED TO WATCH POV VR PORN WITH THIS THING.