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What turned me on today? A particular woman at work.
Very big ass, very little waste. Dirty thoughts came about.
Just finished masturbating.
TIL, women love it when you line their collarbone with your tongue during sex. :P
I'm home sick as fuck, mayne.
I miss my old, country side neighborhood. It was so peaceful, and I could hear myself think.
I miss living by myself. When I had someone over, I didn't have to worry about other people being in the house and making noise when the action...
'coz i spit hot fiya!
pretend that you don't know anything about fancy ass coffee. that can strike up a conversation quick.
i don't go unless my friends go, so i...
with that being said, maybe practice on how you interact with others. people can be extra sensitive about looks and body language.
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*i'm not a spambot. please don't report me.*
"hey, this current page number is my birth year. i should click on it."
SHIT! i got ninja'd. :(
don't listen to this a*****e; he ain't wrote s**t!
except for bathroom graffiti, with little pictures of d**ks!
he probably goes to...
Man, at the end of the day, if you really want to change the minds of your detractors, you gotta lead by example and be the best godless heathen...
Long time no see, gang. Good to see some things are still in rotation.
Thought a lot of folks would be banned by now. :)
the better question is 'how do you sell your soul'?
entitled bro, is entitled.
i'm an amateur musician; not all that successful.
therz yuh gm, bruh!
so this is what it feels like to eat a brownie.