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A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.
I'm not staying in, but I'm spending my NYE alone smoking a blunt on the beach watching the waves wash in.
Zip a damn zip lock bag. Shit is haaarrrd.
Pissed off at work and high as fuck.
Johnny Paycheck - You can take this job and shove it - YouTube
How do they put the little m on an M&Ms candy piece? A machine would crush the delicate candies, and hand painting it on would take forever....
yeah I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
But there are examples of bisexual activity all throughout the animal kingdom. For example, both male and female bonobos engage in heterosexual...
Being incredibly, ridiculously, unlawfully sexy ;)
Going into day 7 tomorrow. It is incredibly difficult with threads such as the Ass thread or the Boob thread. There should be a way to filter...
I believe that's why man created a form of currency, fancy cars, and shiny jewelry.
"Is it in yet?!"
The Dirty Burger
So I got home from working a long eight hour shift. I had, of course, smoked myself silly and walked into my room and immediately laid down in...
I was watching South Park the other day and it was the episode when they shove food up their bums instead of eating it normally. That got me...
I made an OkCupid account, but not to find my true love or friends, however, to figure out who's potentially my enemy...