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Boobs give you weed, man!
Behold...the future is upon us
To be honest I dont know why its frowned upon to have multiple partners.
After my friend got his B.S. degree he had a chance to live with...
Can dope be taken seriously if it smells like you?
You have been enlightened.
No, I hate them.
You know you get an infection if you put the skin of a kiwi on your nipples and bellybutton overnight?
Fuck you kiwis, fuck...
Fuck your mom
AND FUCK KIWIS!
anyone who owns a kiwi should die from having their dick stuck in a bendy straw.
Asked out a 5, she fuckin said yes :(
You really are livin the life OP.
I usually throw up if I smoke too much does this happen to anyone?
Unfortunately I dont stop and keep smoking for some reason so then I just...
Ya I have one with just the same specifications that your talking about.
It only costs around $7500 but since your a fellow blade just send me...
If it feels like ur whole body is vibrating to the breath of Mother Earth then ur doin it right
just paid like 3/4 a mil for some average lookin virgin and her dad just poped my son in the head on my yacht.
Ya'know, Helen Keller's parents had the same type of outlook.
All of my dealers dont have feelings
They'll shoot you just as fast as you can shoot them.
I can make my penis disappear, unfortunately thats my only act
I had that same fridge in my old house...accually everything there looks like my old house
I still think kill everyone that is a vegetable or anyone over 80 that has major health problems.
You know how much money we would have if people...
...I caught em all that glorious night
I use my pinky finger and my big toe.
Damn nature, you scary!
She got a big booty so I call her big booty...
...Hope that answers your question.