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decided on a whim to go camping for one nite tonite and take a friend with
should be fun! except for all the driving
the 87 club
self destructing and taking earth with us
Toni, even if it was real... why would it come for you? :laughing:
the amount of Juno related injuries Ive sustained over the past three years is just comical
from high ankle sprains to black eyes and blood drawn
naw that's peanutbutter/chocolate sauce with ben and jerrys vanilla icecream beneath
Im more of an "I'll find better people to pay me more" kinda guy. doesnt always work out but I'll always have the mentality that if I feel like I...
I usually still walk in that situation
if Im to the point of quitting, my issues with the company probably run deeper than just my salary
oh, they will
the college educated idiots of america :laughing:
this song is so fuckin heavy man.
I reference the "get horny now!" adlib as a seduction technique with my gf.
it doesnt work very well.
Im sure Snoop has an occasional corona and is fine with it..... but my money's on henny and gin. maybe some dom perignon.
reminds me of Eurotrip when they're at the hotel in Bratislava and there's a milk commercial or some shit where two naked girls are just lathering...
:laughing: fuckin crying
nah I was fine with myself after fucking it. no shame. men need better sex toys. women out here with handsfree shit making em cum without...
I broke my fleshlight too
honestly the thing wasnt great, though. cleanup and actually making it feel warm before...
naw it's just bad that you're wondering if it's bad instead of doing something about it
workplace romances are a common tale as old as time....
pet insurance becomes quickly worth it if you've got a pup like mine :laughing:
I pay $50 a month for healthypaws and it's already saved me about...
you need to bring every form of identity/social security and paycheck stubs/proof of address that you possibly can
I find that somehow every...
workin from home today and ordered us a mothafuckin 18in pizzaaaaa. now Im high and about to gorge myself and prolly procrastinate for the rest...